Out in space part 2

Ten minutes later, the Pasewrtyughiffydonbud club had 5 new members.  "Pasertyughiffydonbud, here we come!" Buddy cried, pretending that they had blasted into space. "Whoah, Bud, we need to get the handbook and materials first!" Chili laughed. "We need this list of things: Astrinot soots,ar tanks,miekroeskope,ekwipmint for piking things up,kemikles,kamra and bok abot spase."  So they went next door to the space equipment rental shop. When Mr. and Mrs. Sugarman saw the dragons and dogs, their faces lit up. "Hello, sweetpies!" Mrs. Sugarman said. But old John Sugarman just said stiffly: "Good morning. No dogs allowed. What do you want from us now?"  Chili gave him the list. He looked at it and immediately gave it to Mrs. Sugarman. "What's it say, Emily?" Mrs. Sugarman examined the list. Smiling, she went into the back and brought out a box of things 3 minutes later. "Due Thursday next week. Goodbye!" The dragons and dogs walked home. Gafi was still sitting and watching the movie. "Come on, G! Come help us launch the rocket. We have a rocket launcher outside. Get in your suit and put on your tank,"Chili hollered in her microphone. Ten minutes after that, they were in the rocket. "3,2,1 BLAST OFF!" The rocket didn't do anything. In her microphone, Chili yelled,"BABY!! YOU HAVE TO PRESS 'BLAST OFF'!" "Okay, I get it!" the dragon cried. A few moments later they waved goodbye to the United States. In her notebook, Chili wrote: We see the hol Yoonited Stayts of Amarikuh! We are wayving goodbie too Kanita as i am riteing this. Naw Brusil! And Gulopugose. Waw we are goeing sooper fast! I wil tok too Baybee abot this. Hee and Budee are not good jrievers. Boys! Are soe werd! Hang on I am seeing Aferka. Naw Libeea and Suharuh dessert. Naw Madigaskar! And bits uv Yerup. Yes! I see Yerup. I thinc that is Inglind. And I DOO see Frans. And iz that Parris? As we goe hier I see hol world, is that not Aza?! And I am sher I see Chienuh. Soon the dragons and dogs were through the clouds. "We're heading for...THE SUN!!!!!!" Buddy hollered.  "Well go around it, you useless peabrains!" Iceberg cried.  Chili wrote: Big daenjer we are heddid for the sun!!!!! The sun iz varry hot. Eevin we cant goe throo it! We will bern up. I hoep we kan doj the sun. Becky sed its 6,000 digreez selseeis on the serfis and on the inside it will eezilly melt 2,067 pawnds of iern in wun ower! Waw the sun wod make a lot of musheenz at a musheen fakteree. Heray we dojd the sun! Barly! Those pielits or wutever yoo koll them are VARRY bad jrievers. We olmoest got hit bie a soeler flar. I will tel Becky. Yipy we are in the kiepur belt we are dojing miner planits. We are goeing soe fast we are goeing normal hiewae speed limit per sekint! We are brayking rekerd! Waw I wunder wut we'll finde on the planit. Maebee dadee is stil king i hoep not beekuz i dont wont too bee a prinses. Continued in part 3

Out in space part 1

It, Chili and Chili's sister Iceberg were watching a movie.  They were watching their Hubble Space Telescope's 3-hour-long movie of Pasewrtyughiffydonbud, the planet that the dragons and the alien had come from.  Its name was Gafi, and she had come back to life (the aliens had 15 lives!) when they had chopped her head off.  Gafi was a mute, rare, and electric species of Crifae Domikut  (Cree-fay Dome-ee-koot).  Gafi threw electric tantrums, and even though she was now in her second life and was good friends with the Ice dragons, as well as being a good member of the Pasewrtyughiffydonbud club, she got easily furious and that led to tantrums.  Right now, as they watched the camera's view zoom out so   Pasewrtyughiffydonbud, red, white, blue, green, yellow, brown and pink, was only a swirly circle in the midst of the Kibbling Way, Gafi spoke for the second time since she had arrived.  "I-I dod't rekingdize da p-p-pwanet! Is zoobing id to da acual lant, bud whod is p-p-park?  Those not Crifaes!" Gafi was not very good at English. She mostly spoke Hogapew and Dragonese, languages spoken in the magnificent kingdom of Krist van Midas Jr.  Krist was the father of the dragons, and he was very strict.  Suddenly a Crifae appeared in the screen. "Krist fro ag evetso Yeekei!" it cried.  In Dragonese Gafi said :"That means your dad is  arresting my brother Yeekei." Gafi sighed. "I want to visit the Kibbling Way to discover planets... and save Yeekei!" "Hmmm... the Kibbling Way?"  Chili pulled out the guidebook of the Kibbling Way that Becky wrote and began leafing through it.  "The Miklet, Pasewrtyughiffydonbud and other planets' sun, provides heat and light blue light, causing all objects to be slightly blue.  The closest planet to us, Frocktit, was recently visited by my good friend Amelia.  She found millions of pieces of land from Frocktit and brought them back along with a microscope slide holding many life particles. No one has yet visited (turn of page) Pasewrtyughiffydonbud but my dragons and my alien Gafi might be able to. (Turn of page) I have some little surprise helpers  them that they are to recieve on 3/11/11.  That's Gafi's birthday and I know from experience with a sad crying fit that Gafi once owned an alien dog called Britney Girl who died at 14 years old." Chili smiled. "3/11/11 is today! Let's go fetch!"  Suddenly she realized that there was a note on the box next to them.  She picked it up off the top of the box.  As she did, a rustling noise was heard. "Arrrrrrooooo," the box said sadly.  "Huh?" Gafi asked. Ignoring her, Chili read out loud: "To my dear, darling dragons and my angel Gafi: I-" "Hey, what's going on, dudes? What's this? Space? What about it? Huh? Huh? Huh? Some kinda plan to go there, I hear? And find...." Baby, leading all the other dragons, faltered. "Our hobe sbeed hobe, Pasewrtyughiffydonbud!" Gafi hollered. "Be deed..be meed...be need...WE NEED do sabe by brudder!"  "Hmmmm..... well, what were you reading, Chili?" Baby jerked her big, light blue head in Chili's direction. So Chili continued. "I hope you can use these orphhaned alien puppies. They were litterally JUST discovered on Frocktit. Their names are Buddy, Ronja, Sally, Coco and Brenda. They seem to have come from your planet.  I trust your ability to travel to Pasewrtyughiffydonbud and meet some aliens there. Say hi to your old daddy for me. Love, Becky. Hey! They're puppies! Let's open it and let them out!"
Continued in part 2